Sunday, July 25, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick or Treating is Better than Sex
| 10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes then go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you the candy. 6. Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else. 5. 40 years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you wear a Bill Clinton mask, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the next morning.And the number one reason why Trick or Treating is Better than Sex is: 1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!!! |
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Friday, June 18, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
Monday, May 31, 2010
The Goal.
Success: To laugh often and much, to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children, to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends, to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded!
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
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